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- 2008-07-03 09:04:15Life after death 死后重生
- Do you believe in life after death? the boss asked one of his employees. Yes, Sir. the new recruit replied.Well, then, that makes everything just fine, the boss went on. After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped... [阅读全文]
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- 2008-07-03 09:03:23谁的爸爸更强壮
- Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it. Bill wasn't impressed, Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one wh... [阅读全文]
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- 2008-07-03 08:58:37为什么在那里停车？
- Tell me again, asked the judge, why you parked there? The driver rose and answered respectfully, Because, Your Honor, it said 'Fine for Parking' （note: fine has two meanings1. good 2. pay some money for doing something wrong.）Tell me again, asked... [阅读全文]
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- 2008-07-03 08:55:31武林外传搞笑语录
- 各回各家，各找各妈 Go back home, and find your mom. 老虎不发威，你当我是HELLO KITTY Tiger doesn't get angry, you think it's HELLO KITTY 额服了you,额尊敬you,额的内心崇拜you I admire you, I respect you, I really adore you. 我看好你哟~ I really think y... [阅读全文]
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- 2008-07-03 08:54:36美国50个州的爆笑座右铭
- Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity 阿拉巴马州：是的，我们有电! Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! 阿拉斯加州：一万一千六百二十三名爱斯基摩人是不会错的! Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat 亚利桑那州：可是，这里的热是燥热呀! Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Ever... [阅读全文]
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- 2008-07-03 08:53:37等一分钟
- Tom: My grand God, what does a millennium mean to you? God: It only means a minute. Tom: My omnipotent god, what do 10,000 golden coins mean to you? God: Just a small coin. Tom: My humane god, please give me a small coin. God: Ok, poor man, please w... [阅读全文]
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- 2008-07-03 08:52:51哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊?
- Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should I say, his lack of it. One day, he stormed through the door and announced angril... [阅读全文]
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- 2008-07-03 08:51:55激动的话
- Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! Im going to have one of those someday, his dads response always w... [阅读全文]
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- 2008-07-03 08:51:05你娶了我的
- Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married. Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind? Little boy: Grandma. Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you? Little boy: Why not? You married mine. 小男孩：爸爸，我... [阅读全文]
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- 2008-07-03 08:50:20谨遵母训
- It was a couple's wedding night, and the bride got all dressed up in her beautiful nightgown and began waiting in bed. But a half an hour, one hour,an hour and a half and then two hours passed by, and her groom was still standing next to the bedroom... [阅读全文]
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- 2008-07-03 08:49:11她到底看中你哪一点
- husband and wife were watching a TV show one night in which a wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he was cheating on her. So, the husband asked the wife if she would ever do that to him. The wife said, Yes, of course I wou... [阅读全文]
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- 2008-07-03 08:48:35Wonderful Weekend
- A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive store. Show the lady your finest mink! the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tries it on, the owner disc... [阅读全文]
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- 2008-06-26 07:33:59The Same Duties
- The Same Duties A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet. Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the ar... [阅读全文]
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- 2008-06-26 07:33:27Where do babies come from?
- Where do babies come from? I asked my father where babies come from. He says you download them from the Internet. 小孩从哪里来？ 我问爸爸小孩是从哪里来的，他说是从网上下载的.... [阅读全文]
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- 2008-06-26 07:32:38Early Shopper
- Early Shopper It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. What are you charged with? he asked. Doing my christmas shopping early, replied the defendant. That's no offense, replied the judge, How early were... [阅读全文]
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- 2008-06-26 07:30:41款待Treat
- 款待Treat As a rookie in the Atlantic City, N.J., Police department, I was assigned a beat on the boardwalk. Hardly a day went by when I didn't come upon a child who had become separated from his parents. One afternoon, I spotted a small boy standin... [阅读全文]
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- 2008-06-26 07:29:38Bedtime Prayers
- Bedtime Prayers 睡前祷告词 Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. Please God, she said, Make Naples the capital of Italy. Her mother interrupted and said. Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy? And Julie replied, Because that... [阅读全文]
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- 2008-06-26 07:28:51Two Tickets
- Two Tickets My husband is so ugly that when he goes to the zoo he has to buy two tickets: one to get in and one to get out. 两张票 我丈夫长得特别丑，每次他去动物园都不得不买两张票：一张是进动物园 的，另一张是出动物园的。 （哈哈，不会吧。出来时，难道... [阅读全文]
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- 2008-06-26 07:27:56Do remember not to smoke
- Do remember not to smoke A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help: Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday! Oh,...Don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the nex... [阅读全文]
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- 2008-06-26 07:26:25took off my clothes
- I just took off my clothes to prepare for a good fight One day, two house sparrows sat on a tree and chatted. The bigger sparrow said to the smaller sparrow:I am so capable! Dive steeply, fly in circle, any difficult moves, you just name it! Unconvi... [阅读全文]
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